Withnail & i (1987)


Marwood: [Withnail picks up a bottle of lighter fluid] I wouldn’t drink that if I was you.
Withnail: Why not?
Marwood: Because I don’t advise it. Even the wankers on the site wouldn’t drink that, that’s worse than meths.
Withnail: Nonsense. This is a far superior drink to meths. The wankers don’t drink it because they can’t afford it.
[he pours the lighter fluid down his throat]
Withnail: Have we got any more?
[Marwood shakes his head]
Withnail: Liar. What’s in your toolbox?
Marwood: No, we have nothing. Sit down.
Withnail: Liar. You’ve got antifreeze.
Marwood: You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks!
[Withnail laughs hysterically and falls to floor, and then vomits on Marwood’s feet]


One Response to “Withnail & i (1987)”

  1. Cold Dog Soup Says:

    Policeman: You’re drunk.
    Withnail: I assure you I’m not, officer. Honestly. I’ve only had a few ales.

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