‘Zionist Spy Vulture’ to be freed
Common sense has prevailed in Saudi Arabia. Officials say a vulture caught there last week is on balance not an Israeli spy after all. The vulture’s capture was widely reported in middle eastern media claiming GPS equipment found on the animal and a ring marker labelled ‘Tel Aviv University’ were signs of a zionist plot.
The claims prompted exasperated Israeli officials to break their vow of omerta on all things related to the Israeli intelligence service. The Foreign Ministry in Jerusalem told Sky News the claims were the product of the feverish imagination of people who should get out more, in not so many words.
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